Friday, August 5, 2011

Drunk on a ladder R19

After an unacceptably long absence, finally word from the tally-room.
Unfortunately the incremental ladder was driving me a little incremental, and I left it too long between updates, so we have a lo-fi version here. Just the ugly truth in all it's glory.

It's tempting to say nothing much matters any more, all is hopeless, but there are a few people who won't share that sentiment.
There's a fairly steep step for those sitting 9th or below to get over to bust into the eight. I could complain how close I'd be except my tips hadn't registered week before last, so I lost the unloseable friday night game. But I won't, cos it's whinging and boring and it's happened to a few of us before. I could rue the last minute tip-changes to 2 the previous 3 friday games from a winning to a losing tip. But that would be self-indulgent. Fuck it.

Anyway, here we sit with Jesper and Tassy still tussling it out like a pair of bikini-clad jelly wrestlers. They've been at it all year and it's just starting to get a little exciting. But lo! Look out for Logger and Alex, both on the cusp. Logger has a truly outstanding margin and will sweep to lead if the other 2 slip on that jelly.

With 5 rounds to go it's worth reiterating that the PunchDrunk Cup goes to the leading Drunk after 24 Rounds. That there shall be only ONE winner.
A finals series will commence for the top 8 Drunks only, on the receipt of 10 (TEN) dollars at PunchDrunk HQ. Winner of the finals comp will take home all $80 dollars in a small unmarked envelope unless they wish to spill it upon the bar at the Punch Drunk Prize-giving Pie Night. Said Prize-giving will take place on the evening of Thursday 6th October, which is the Thursday prior to the Grand Final. Venue to be announced, but there shall be no surprises there.

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